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Funny Inspirational Quotes: 1. "Hope the Best. Expect worst. Life a play. We're unrehearsed." Mel Brooks 2. "People say motivation doesn't last. Well, does bathing; that's we recommend daily." Zig Ziglar 3. "Do take life seriously. will get of alive." Elbert Hubbard 4.
You can't wait inspiration. have go it a club. - Jack London " you're to thinking, may well big. - Donald Trump " Opportunity not knock, presents when beat the door. - Kyle Chandler " Great spirits always encountered violent opposition mediocre minds. - Albert Einstein
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"I I'm handful that's you two hands." - Unknown "Failure the condiment gives success flavor." - Truman Capote "If think are small be effective, have been the dark a mosquito." - Betty Reese "Taking naps sounds childish. prefer call horizontal life pauses." - Unknown
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